Dysfunctional

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let-them-eat-vag: Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:40:49 -0400

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:11:21 -0400

We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:37:44 -0400

We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

whores: jocknoir: stormcloaca: lokiarrty: suckmypoppunk: uns...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:37:43 -0400

whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

romulusthread: panemsrebellion: romulusthread: STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:29:35 -0400

romulusthread:

panemsrebellion:

romulusthread:

STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT

you are a gay teenage boy

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

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Thu, 23 May 2013 07:57:45 -0400

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3ridan: riddlersgammon: hyungstrider: if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:02:49 -0400

3ridan:

riddlersgammon:

hyungstrider:

if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can

what if its a baby

dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions

guemoza: I have a problem, and that problem is that these are...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:59:21 -0400

guemoza:

I have a problem, and that problem is that these are too cute.

soft-grunge-w0nderland: vodka-andrazors: dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:59:00 -0400

soft-grunge-w0nderland:

vodka-andrazors:

dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future:

p0tayto:

the-anonymous-giver:

shestillcuts:

the-cali-coast:

thinnestthinnerthin:

ashulay:

arjenploeger:

mallysmiles:

It saddens me so many people have reblogged this, and so many people have felt this horrible feeling that I, too, have experienced. I wish I could do something for each soul. More than 25,000 people. Can’t believe.

More than 73,000 people now..

220,000…………………………

and counting

226,000.

And tried

Over half a million people.

This doesn’t include the people who don’t have tumblr, the younger kids, the older adults, the people too poor for Internet, the people who have already done it, the people to scared to reblog

Way to many notes, this deserves no notes at all, no one should ever feel the need to kill themselves, no one should ever get that far down, suicide shouldn’t exist, if any of my followers are ever feeling down promise me you’ll message me, I can’t lose anyone else to suicide, please if you need anyone talk to me, a friend, teacher, work colleague or even a family member, please do not turn to suicide!

every day every night

Tried and failed

stillcantbeleiveitsnotbutter: emkaymlp: Gun-toting granny Ava...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:10:35 -0400

stillcantbeleiveitsnotbutter:

emkaymlp:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

is this a tarantino movie because it really should be

Wow.
She’s got some balls

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everclears: the-colonel-sassacre: zangusu: thatsonofamitch: I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:09:52 -0400

everclears:

the-colonel-sassacre:

zangusu:

thatsonofamitch:

Is this what is really underneath girls skirts

as a girl i can comfirm that this is 100% accurate

This post scares me so bad.

lext-rex: On my way to steal your ma- Nevermind.

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:32:10 -0400

lext-rex:

On my way to steal your ma-

Nevermind.

thegirl-inred: toned-tanned-fit-andready: v0nlaust: caliiforniadreaming-xo: gothicstan: localise...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:31:47 -0400

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you

we all feel you

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

danburytomorrow: motheatendeerhead: This is what we need...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:24:11 -0400

danburytomorrow:

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

god

aaaaaaaaagggg: leonmcgann: i dont understand why do so many...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:13:27 -0400

aaaaaaaaagggg:

leonmcgann:

i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??