Shehn-Vih Lahn Diglehs

pleatedjeans:

via
nimblefoot:

Headgehog skull flower

nimblefoot:

Headgehog skull flower

(via canisalbus)

quadsiclecar:

BA ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

quadsiclecar:

BA ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

image

(via themrcreepypasta)

baby:

T-t-t...

mother:

Honey, come quick! The baby's first words!

baby:

T-t-t...

father:

What is it? Toy? Truck??

baby:

T-T-Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you!" Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children?! Your very lives?! And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

“I guess”

—   I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via yllenhaal)

(Source: monitormylife, via necromance-romance)

Me wearing colour:

OH IT BURNS!

erernjaeger:

"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."

image

(Source: phantonhives, via necromance-romance)

nestingcas:

me: i’m gonna write

me: [reads another person’s writing]

me: i’m never writing again

(Source: mishcollin, via necromance-romance)

brothasoul:

spider-man 2 is seriously the best movie

(Source: presidentbear, via necromance-romance)

kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

(via necromance-romance)

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(via datdullahan)

(Source: slipandslut, via alexrawrzz)

caterjunes:

what the fuck even is death note. i know there’s a guy named light and one named l (who named these children) and one of them looks like a spindly frog with emo hair, and of course there’s a notebook that gives people heart attacks, but then sometimes i see art of it and there’s this terrifying clown monster just sort of floating around in the background?? why is this juggalo here what does he want from the frog.

(via rinlovesziel)