awwww-cute:

My puppy after a long day

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

thehomosexuals:

DO YOU SEE THIS. DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT. THREE DOLLARS. THREE DOLLARS FOR A GODDAMN FULLSIZE WEBKIN. WHEN I WAS A KID YOU COULDNT EVEN BUY A WEBKIN’S LEGS FOR THREE DOLLARS BUT NOW THEYRE JUST SELLING OFF THE FULLSIZE GODDAMN WEBKINZ IN MARSHALLS FOR THREE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS. WHAT THE FUCK
tangletots:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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Death blowing bubbles on ‘wallpaper’..
serpent21:

The new smash bros looks great

ruf1ohn1tram:

returning to a drawing after hours/days of not touching the canvas

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